Yeah, so after waking up for the 4th morning in a row not being able to breath and having a strange tingly sensation in my throat I decided to try to get in touch with a doctor. I called the ENT (Ear Nose Throat) doctor that did my septoplasty and they told me that he wouldn’t be able to see me until the 21st of January. So, thinking that was too long to go without breathing I decided to venture out to the Doc-in-a-box that’s close to the office. The took blood from my arm to tell me what I already knew (I have a sinus infection) and then decided that it would be prudent to get me a shot of some sort of steriod and then prescribe antibiotics, decongestant and cough syrup (which has codine in it and that I don’t really need since I haven’t been coughing that much). I’ve never gotten a shot in the rump, it wasn’t really a pleasant experience and the nurse had cold hands. Didn’t hurt, the actual fluid that they injected hurt worse than the needle going in, and the nurse helping me pull my underwear back up over the band-aid she put on my butt was a little unnerving! Oh well, can’t be any more fun for them than it was for me. Although I do have a sexy ass and she might have liked getting to see it. 
Just kidding, all I have to say is Yaaaaaaaaak, yak, yak, yak!
In other news, I’ve been informed that I may have more readers than I originally thought, so WELCOME! I feel sorry for you if you read too much! I realized that many of my posts were far removed from the name of my site as they were not at all “jackassery.” So, I’ve been making an effort to lighten the mood a bit.
MOTIVATION! Okay so the constants and variables to Gee-off’s equation may not necessarily hold for this time of year, unless you change them to reflect the number of days since the last holiday. However, I’m still seriously lacking the motivation to be at work this week. It’s been a week long deal. It’s not that I don’t have plenty to do, it’s that I just don’t want to do it. I found myself pawning off some of the work to Mo this afternoon. It means that I’ll have to teach him how to do some things and it definitely means that I’ll be putting a lot of trust in him to make sure that he does it right, but I have enough to keep me busy and it will take a pretty good load off of me if he’s able to get this done. Anyway, hope the rest of you are having a better week than I am. I know Sarah’s not, I atleast have a computer from which to surf the net, she’s stuck at work with nothing but walls. Sorry, don’t mean to rub it in.
This has been a slow day!
That is all!
So I’ve been letting the dogs in the house a little more often these days, partly because of Nanook’s having to be completely dry all the time (They’re outdoor dogs, they get wet when it rains because they’re too stupid to either go in the dog house or stay under the porch) and partly because I’d just like to spend more time with them (they’re cute and very sweet and they truly love their daddy). Anyway, I decided to leave work this afternoon. I got what I needed to get done done and there are only like 30 out of 400+ people there so I was about to die of boredom. So I’m sitting here in my living room surfing the net and I see this little head looking at me throught the window. Nanook and Niki are standing outside the door looking at me with these sad puppy dog eyes, “Please let us in, spend time with us, Pleeeeeaaaaaassssseeeee!” So I decided to let them in where they could hang out with me in the living room. Nanook’s tail has yet to stop wagging and everytime I glance at Niki her tail wags. Nanook was laying on his side in the floor a second ago and his tail was smacking the floor in a perfect rythm. Kind of like my own little Kanine metronome. 
Oh and Nanook displayed some real athleticism moments before the metronome routine. He came in the living room and heaved himself up on the couch like it weren’t no thang! That is until I reprimanded him and told him to get down. I swear for a dog that’s never been trained the boy aint dumb. I didn’t have to get out of my chair or anything, he just got back down and hasn’t tried to get back up. That’s my boy!
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Can you tell I’m bored, I did a google search on my name. Not the first time I’ve done it. I found out that I’m a renowned artist, I’m the Network Coordinator for USA Hockey, I’m a guitarist and singer for a band named Emmit Swimming and I raise some purty darn good lookin’ beagle dawgs don’t you know it. I’m all over the internet and I didn’t even have a clue!
Okay so check this out! I’m straightening up the house and I decide that I want to move the table that I built for the train set to the other side of the dining room. Problem is, it’s legs are made of 2×4’s and they don’t slight well across the carpet, so if I forced the issue I’m risking causing damage to the carpet and the table itself. So what is one to do, there’s dragging it across the floor, trying to get underneath it and leverage it up with my back, or wait until someone else is here to help me move it. Those are my only options right? Heh, nope! Where did I go for a solution to my problem? The garage you say? Wrong! I went in the kitchen!
I thought to myself, “you know todder if you put some plates under those legs I bet they’d slide across the carpet no problem!” Then I said to myself, “yeah that’d probably work but the table is pretty heavy, could break the plates, we’d better use cookie sheets instead, they’re cheap, won’t break and if I bend them I’ll just chunk ‘em in the trash and go on about my bitness.” So I actually got a couple of cake pans and another baking pan and put them under the four legs of the table and it slide like it was on wheels. I spun the whole table around so I wouldn’t have to re-arrange the track to accomodate the controller and slid the table in the corner out of the way of the path way between the kitchen and the living room.
On a side note there is some SERIOUS bass in that song “Answer” that I was talking about in my previous post. My chair is currently vibrating! MORE POWER!!!! RRRRR!!!!:) Yes, Yes, I know The Todder is a serious Jackass! The General Jackass even! What a beautiful voice she has.
How funny is this, just a short hour after watching Pirates of the Carribean I go home and walk in to find Jackie and Dennis sitting in front of my own TV watching you guessed it, Pirates of the Carribean.
Don’t think I’ll stay up and watch it though, my bed is calling.