General Jackassery

Yeah, so after waking up for the 4th morning in a row not being able to breath and having a strange tingly sensation in my throat I decided to try to get in touch with a doctor. I called the ENT (Ear Nose Throat) doctor that did my septoplasty and they told me that he wouldn’t be able to see me until the 21st of January. So, thinking that was too long to go without breathing I decided to venture out to the Doc-in-a-box that’s close to the office. The took blood from my arm to tell me what I already knew (I have a sinus infection) and then decided that it would be prudent to get me a shot of some sort of steriod and then prescribe antibiotics, decongestant and cough syrup (which has codine in it and that I don’t really need since I haven’t been coughing that much). I’ve never gotten a shot in the rump, it wasn’t really a pleasant experience and the nurse had cold hands. Didn’t hurt, the actual fluid that they injected hurt worse than the needle going in, and the nurse helping me pull my underwear back up over the band-aid she put on my butt was a little unnerving! Oh well, can’t be any more fun for them than it was for me. Although I do have a sexy ass and she might have liked getting to see it. Just kidding, all I have to say is Yaaaaaaaaak, yak, yak, yak!

In other news, I’ve been informed that I may have more readers than I originally thought, so WELCOME! I feel sorry for you if you read too much! I realized that many of my posts were far removed from the name of my site as they were not at all “jackassery.” So, I’ve been making an effort to lighten the mood a bit.